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Transmogrifying Device

By means of this device,  an experienced operator may manipulate the Aetheric fields in the immediate vicinity, and by dint of the telluric emanations of the machine, make the place more comfortable for spirits and other entities to manifest.

The device is comprised of three main power switches,  that when thrown, each illumine a moonstone set into a brass housing which signals the operator that it’s particular telluric current has been activated. When the three main currents have been brought into resonance, then the master switch is thrown, and the grand manipulation begins.

As you can see, the master switch is fashioned in the shape of a human skull, which, when operated, will gaze upwards at the user, to signify that the device is on. The plasmic onometer above showes the various Aetheric phases, as the device is in use.

The device is powered by the relic bones of Saint Hermeas the unforgiving, who was martyred attempting to bring the light of science to certain tribes in the Abyssinian continent.